A long time ago I wrote a post called Attention All Male Humanoids! which stated the following:
“I have finally figured out which of you creatures I’m going to marry. There are only two criteria: I have to like you, at least a little bit, and you have to call me when you say you are going to call me.”
To assist any interested or curious male humanoids in completing Criteria Number Two, I posted a step-by-step list, broken down Barney-style, as Marines like to say.
The problem (or not, depending on how you look at it) is that somebody recently managed to master Criteria Number Two.
Crap!
I am a female Marine currently in the Individual Ready Reserve. I like to sleep, travel, read, eat, explore, and take photographs. I read lots of news and I like reading about life in other countries. I am easily amused and my dream job is to be snoozing in a warm patch of sunlight, hopefully with a piece of tasty cheese nearby for when I wake up hungry.
Damn him! What a rotten thing to do.
Don’t forget that you also said you would marry whoever could find you all the old Daily Shows.
That’s what you get for making your criteria public, duh. Giving info to the enemy is punishable by marriage..err … death.
I don’t think he cheated by reading the criteria though, I think he did it all on his own…hmm…maybe that should be Criteria Number Three!
I think I found the Daily Show on my own though so that one’s out.
I should probably also mention that Criteria Number One also applies in this case…heh