Who Wants to be a Reef?

September 25th, 2006

There’s a company out there called Eternal Reefs with an interesting product. When your relative dies and requests cremation, instead of leaving them in a jar on the kitchen counter you can have their remains mixed in with a special kind of reef-making concrete. The company forms a reef-friendly shape and plops your family member at the bottom of the ocean to be forever surrounded by cool fishies and used as a home by coral reef life.

Sounds weird at first but I think it’s actually pretty awesome. I bet it would spawn some morbid conversations though.

Friend: So what’s your dad doing these days?
You: Oh, he’s in Barbados.
Friend: WHAT? Lucky guy, I can’t wait to retire and fly off to the tropics.
You: Um, yeah, that’s what he wanted to do.
Friend: So what’s he doing out there?
You: Hanging out at the coral reef.
Friend: Cool. When’s he coming home?
You: Never.
Friend: He moved there permanently? Wow!
You: No, he’s dead. We had his remains made into an artifical reef.
Friend: Oh…

6 Responses to “Who Wants to be a Reef?”

  1. FuciousReviews says:

    You’re sick. I laughed though. We’re sick.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “sleeping with the fishes” or “I’ll feed the fish, honey” or…well it just gets morbid after that…

  3. Akinoluna says:

    Don’t you just love how calling me sick is totally invalidated by the fact that you laugh at stuff like that just as much as me?

    I actually thought about mentioning something about “sleeping with the fishes” but I said, “Nah, somebody else will say it.” Ha ha…

  4. Asher Abrams says:

    I love this post. My mom asked to be cremated, and I asked her caregiver to spread her ashes at the beach where our family used to go. But a coral reef … wow. That’s, well … deep.

    Love your journal, and, needless to say, I’m blogrolling you. Semper fi.

  5. tom says:

    Not a bad idea when I think about it.Could have the navy drop me off some where in the gulf of mexico off Pensacola. Better then a hole in the ground or a niche in some wall! Yeah I like it.

  6. Lemon Stand says:

    You are right. You really have to think about this one for a few minutes but I agree that this would be better than a hole in the ground. Time to update the will…