As I’m heading out the door at the Ops building the other day, I stopped to grab a piece of candy from the dish on the company clerk’s desk. The major saw me and bellowed, “Does that candy say LogCom on it? “

Not five minutes later, on my way back in, I stop to grab another piece. This time it’s the commanding officer who notices so he sneaks up behind me and says, “I said you could come work here, I never said you could eat the candy.”