I’m not a big fan of silly Internet gags but this Christmas Names one only took a second so I tried it. The name it produced for me, Fuzzy Chocolate-Cracker, was so disturbing that I was forced to input everybody else’s name as well:
MSgt Pincushion: Lucky Dancing-Baubles
Sgt Hungry: Tumbleflump Holly-Cheeks
Captain SweetTooth: Lucky Berry-Elf
Spiderman: Giggly Holly-Toes
Jimmy: Tumbleflump Brandy Butter-Fairy
The Ryan: Lucky Kissy-Cheeks
The names themselves are so funny I’m not even going to bother giving life to any of the infinite number of jokes they are capable of spawning.
I am a female Marine currently in the Individual Ready Reserve. I like to sleep, travel, read, eat, explore, and take photographs. I read lots of news and I like reading about life in other countries. I am easily amused and my dream job is to be snoozing in a warm patch of sunlight, hopefully with a piece of tasty cheese nearby for when I wake up hungry.
Smiley Dancing-Elf
Hmm. I can see that. :-)
Frosty Brandy butter-Tinsel
Kilo1Mike21
Fuzzy Chocolate-Helper
I guess if we take this in reverse I’m Spiderman!