Absurdity

September 5th, 2005

I’m about to write the most absurd sentence I have ever written. Here it is:

I sleep with the remote control for my air conditioning unit on my bed, laying near my face next to my glasses because sometimes at night the AC gets so cold I wake up shivering and have to turn it off.

This is absurd for several reasons:

1. I’m in a desert war zone.
2. I have AC in this desert war zone.
3. My AC has a remote control.
4. The remote control sleeps in my bed with me.

Posted on Monday, September 5th, 2005 and filed under electronics, sandbox.
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5 Responses to “Absurdity”

  1. Mother says:
    September 5, 2005 at 13:39

    Need a blanket?

  2. Akinoluna says:
    September 5, 2005 at 13:51

    I might…or I may just swipe one of the fuzzy flower blankets from the storage room. I haven’t decided yet!

  3. The Reversist says:
    September 7, 2005 at 06:50

    What’s really fun is when they’re left running for days and the freon leaks and the whole thing turns into a huge icecube and then it doesn’t work anymore . . . not that I would know.

  4. Akinoluna says:
    September 8, 2005 at 02:06

    Just like you don’t know anything about desert floods, right? ;-)

  5. Sean from DocintheBox says:
    September 8, 2005 at 12:30

    Watch out, it’s about to get cold and windy out there. Stay safe.